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Vroom Movie is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.

Transcript

(a fake soap opera plays for 12 seconds)

Car: WRONG TAPE.

(at Gold's Gold Mansion)

Gold: WHERE'S MY GOLD PLATED COOKIES MADE BY MY GOLD PLATED ROBOT THAT HAS A GOLD PLATED HAIRNET.

Car: SOMEWHERE. I'M SURE OF IT.

Gold: WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Car: BEATS ME.

(The robot brings the cookies)

Gold: COOKIES YAY. AND WHAT ABOUT MY GOLD-PLATED MOVIE.

Doorknob: How is that possible-

Gold: SHUT UP.

Browz: HI KIDS.

Gold: HOW DID YOU GET HERE. GO AWAY. Anyways, MY MOVIE IS ALREADY A HIT AND IT DIDN'T EVEN AIR IN THEATERS YET.

Car: I wanna be famous.

Gold: Then go make a movie.

Paper: I once made a movie. FLASHBACK TIME!

(FLASHBACK)

Paper (FLASHBACK): ONCE UPON A TIME. THE END.

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

Gold: That's a cruddy movie.

Paper: I KNOW. (smiles) Hey, where did Car go?

(the doors are open)

Gold: CAR! NEVER TOUCH MY GOLD PLATED DOORS AGAIN! AND BROWZ, GET OFF MY GOLD PLATED CHAIR. I JUST CLEANED THAT WITH MY GOLD PLATED DUSTER.

(20 minutes later)

Paper: I bought you a film camera.

Car: Thanks!

Gold: WHAT'S ALL THIS USELESS JUNK?

Car: That's the useless junk from scene 12.

Gold: Oh. AND WHAT"S THIS USELESS JUNK?

Car: Just useless junk.

Gold: Oh.

Car: LET'S START FILMING!

Browz: 3... 2... 1... Action.

Car: OH NO! NO! THERE'S A ROCK! NO!

(the rock is lifted by a string attached to it and accidentally knocks out some guy in the background, and then the rock gently lands on Car)

Car: OH NO! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

Browz: CUT! CUT!

Car: What?

Browz: What's the title of this movie?

Car: Killer Stone Ninja Samurai Thingy Rooster Chicken Text Paper Awesome Epic Mother Spray Air Vent Bones Mutant Rock From Outer Space in The Galatic Nebula 20031092

Browz: Back to filming. 3... 2... 1... Action. CUT!

Car: What.

Browz: Can I go get a hot dog?

Car: You don't have a mouth.

Browz: Oh. ACTION!

Gold: Le GASP! It's the Killer Stone Ninja Samurai Thingy Rooster Chicken Text Paper Awesome Epic Mother Spray Air Vent Bones Mutant Rock From Outer Space in The Galatic Nebula 20031092

Car: RUN!

(They both run)

Browz: CUT! THAT WAS AWFUL!

Car: WE NEED A DIFFERENT CAMERAMAN. (beats up Browz) PAPER, YOUR THE NEW CAMERAMAN.

Paper: SWEET! ACTION!

Car: RUN!

(Paper is seen turning the camera to every angle)

Paper: WEEEE!

Gold: CUT!

Paper: Hey! I'M THE CAMERAMAN!

Car: ALRIGHT! ACTION!

(5 weeks later)

Paper: Okay, how did it turn out...

Eraser: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF WHAT USED TO BE THE USELESS JUNK. (points to the useless junk that was blown up)

Paper: Is that the useless junk from scene 12, or the useless junk that's just useless junk.

Eraser: Uh...I can't tell....uh....

Doorknob: I HAVE THE MOVIE! Hey, what's he doing here. SHOO!

Eraser: No. GIMME THAT TAPE! (tries to steal tape)

(Eraser gets the tape and runs off)

Car: AFTER HIM!

(They stand still for 15 seconds)

Gold: Maybe tommorrow.

TBA

Trivia

  • RUNNING GAG: Gold having gold-plated things.
  • RUNNING GAG: Useless junk appearing in random scenes.

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