Vroom Movie is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.
(a fake soap opera plays for 12 seconds)
Car: WRONG TAPE.
(at Gold's Gold Mansion)
Gold: WHERE'S MY GOLD PLATED COOKIES MADE BY MY GOLD PLATED ROBOT THAT HAS A GOLD PLATED HAIRNET.
Car: SOMEWHERE. I'M SURE OF IT.
Gold: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Car: BEATS ME.
(The robot brings the cookies)
Gold: COOKIES YAY. AND WHAT ABOUT MY GOLD-PLATED MOVIE.
Doorknob: How is that possible-
Gold: SHUT UP.
Browz: HI KIDS.
Gold: HOW DID YOU GET HERE. GO AWAY. Anyways, MY MOVIE IS ALREADY A HIT AND IT DIDN'T EVEN AIR IN THEATERS YET.
Car: I wanna be famous.
Gold: Then go make a movie.
Paper: I once made a movie. FLASHBACK TIME!
Paper (FLASHBACK): ONCE UPON A TIME. THE END.
Gold: That's a cruddy movie.
Paper: I KNOW. (smiles) Hey, where did Car go?
(the doors are open)
Gold: CAR! NEVER TOUCH MY GOLD PLATED DOORS AGAIN! AND BROWZ, GET OFF MY GOLD PLATED CHAIR. I JUST CLEANED THAT WITH MY GOLD PLATED DUSTER.
(20 minutes later)
Paper: I bought you a film camera.
Gold: WHAT'S ALL THIS USELESS JUNK?
Car: That's the useless junk from scene 12.
Gold: Oh. AND WHAT"S THIS USELESS JUNK?
Car: Just useless junk.
Car: LET'S START FILMING!
Browz: 3... 2... 1... Action.
Car: OH NO! NO! THERE'S A ROCK! NO!
(the rock is lifted by a string attached to it and accidentally knocks out some guy in the background, and then the rock gently lands on Car)
Car: OH NO! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Browz: CUT! CUT!
Browz: What's the title of this movie?
Car: Killer Stone Ninja Samurai Thingy Rooster Chicken Text Paper Awesome Epic Mother Spray Air Vent Bones Mutant Rock From Outer Space in The Galatic Nebula 20031092
Browz: Back to filming. 3... 2... 1... Action. CUT!
Browz: Can I go get a hot dog?
Car: You don't have a mouth.
Browz: Oh. ACTION!
Gold: Le GASP! It's the Killer Stone Ninja Samurai Thingy Rooster Chicken Text Paper Awesome Epic Mother Spray Air Vent Bones Mutant Rock From Outer Space in The Galatic Nebula 20031092
(They both run)
Browz: CUT! THAT WAS AWFUL!
Car: WE NEED A DIFFERENT CAMERAMAN. (beats up Browz) PAPER, YOUR THE NEW CAMERAMAN.
Paper: SWEET! ACTION!
(Paper is seen turning the camera to every angle)
Paper: Hey! I'M THE CAMERAMAN!
Car: ALRIGHT! ACTION!
(5 weeks later)
Paper: Okay, how did it turn out...
Eraser: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF WHAT USED TO BE THE USELESS JUNK. (points to the useless junk that was blown up)
Paper: Is that the useless junk from scene 12, or the useless junk that's just useless junk.
Eraser: Uh...I can't tell....uh....
Doorknob: I HAVE THE MOVIE! Hey, what's he doing here. SHOO!
Eraser: No. GIMME THAT TAPE! (tries to steal tape)
(Eraser gets the tape and runs off)
Car: AFTER HIM!
(They stand still for 15 seconds)
Gold: Maybe tommorrow.
- RUNNING GAG: Gold having gold-plated things.
- RUNNING GAG: Useless junk appearing in random scenes.