So this is the shit I have yet to put in an episode, from your answers. Basically a big pile of leftovers that have been left in the fridge. This is essentially a blooper episode of LLAU:
Let's
Learn
About
You
Close enough. Throughout the past year, I've asked you a lot of shitty questions. Here are your scrapped answers.
What should be a new sport in the Olympics?[]
Rape.
Thanks, Hat.
Design some Olympic merchandise![]
Stuff's ass.
Thanks, Hat.
Design a new Olympics logo![]
Thanks, Hat.
Fill in the blanks: []
I won't go into detail but I gave you guys madlibs lyrics and the only person who responded was Thatstuff, saying that he would participate when he finds creative ideas. He never did.
Make up your own Pokémon![]
This is probably the best answer I've ever gotten for a LLAU but it just wasn't very funny at all. It was very creative and a really good idea though.
WTF is funk pop?[]
Homestar, may he rest in peace, responded with this:
A pop funko is something that can be used as a dildo.
You're not wrong.
What is a better acronym for LLAU?[]
YTQAPGDCSISYSTFURNBIBTLSOOY.
Which stands for...
Yo, These Questions Are Really Gosh Damn Cool So I Suggest You Shut the [bleep] Up Right Now Before I Beat the Living Shit Out of You.
Thanks, Hat.
Fill in the blanks #2[]
"___ pls, it's ___."
Lord, please, it's just that I didn't know she was 17.
Daddy, please, it's really painful. You will impreg--
Neeeevermind.
Worst song lyrics?[]
Chaos gave me a Basshunter lyric, "I will keep my magic sparkle brighter and higher for you". That sounds straight out of a badly translated Japanese love song.
My personal worst lyric is the nonsensical lyric from German electronic band Scooter, who once sang this:
I want you back so clean up the dish / By the way, how much is the fish?
This week's question is: What celebrity deaths do you except to see in 2018? Leave your answers in the comments below or tweet me @cactusinthebank with the hashtag #LLAUdeaths. Thank you for reading, everyone, Mrs Chanandler Bong out!
Mrs Chanandler Bong 03:00, January 6, 2018 (UTC)
LLAU:
SEASON 1: Announcement blog - DESTROYER AND GUY LOVE TO HAVE AUSTRALIAN... - THE MEANING OF LIFE - OBAMA TATTOOS - BEST SEASONS - KING BAGEL - YOUR AMAZING MS PAINT CREATIONS - ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE - Schedule - YOU GUYS FAILED - BEARD ACRONYMS - HAPPY SJW DEATH DAY - MOVING STORIES & LIFE MOTTOS - ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT... - OBAMA CAPTIONS - Season finale announcement - THE BEST OF LLAU SEASON 1 (and inappropriate funeral music)
SEASON 2: BEST WAY TO TAKE A SELFIE - TRUMPED THE COMPETITION - PUTTING THE FUN IN FUNERAL - Return of LLAU blog - ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE 2 - GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL - WIKIANS WITHOUT WIKIA - I need your help - I need your help again
SEASON 3: WELCOME TO POOP (APRIL FOOLS 2016) - BRAND NEW POKÉMON DESIGNS - NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BEEMAN - YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING - AND HIS NAME IS... HUNK HUNKLESON - HOW TO GET POPULAR ON THE 'TUBES - SEXY SHULK GETS A REVEALING AMIIBO - 12 DAYS OF HATMAS - Rio Special announcement - LLAU WEEK that never happened - BEST OF BONG (with LLAU question as well) - desperate attempt to make a llau - FUNK ROCK VINYLS - Bringing Twitter back into LLAU - HAPPY HOLIDAYS - LLeftovers
SEASON 4: Announcement blog