The All New iGlobe is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.
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(AT THE STORE)
Paper: Ugh. Gold, why did you drag us to the store again?
Gold: To buy a lot of stuff and rub it in other people's faces that we have everything and not them. (screen zooms out to reveal the shopping cart is full)
Paper: ...Ugh.
Gold: Let's see. Bought that. Bought that. Bought that. WAIT. DIDN'T BUY THAT. (screen zooms in to see a worker is putting the iGlobe on a shelf)
Paper: Wuzzat?
Gold: It's the new "IGlobe" created by that one company who created the "IPear"
Paper: The IPear sucked. All you could do was eat it. And don't even get me started on the iBanana.
Gold: Hmmm...it costs..*Freezes*
Paper:...You okay?
(Gold continues to be frozen)
Paper: Hmmm...*Steals Gold's wallet and runs off*
Gold: N-n-n-n- 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 DOLLARS?!
Doorknob: Plus 99999999999999 dollars tax. You can afford that, right? I mean, you're the richest person in the continent!
Gold: I NEED ONE MORE CENT TO BUY THAT.
Doorknob: You're not taking my money. (runs off)
Gold:..Where'd my wallet go?
(Later)
(Paper, Car and Doorknob are watching television)
(A scene from a different episode of Randomness Everywhere can be seen playing on the television)
Paper: THIS SHOW IS BORING
Car: CHANGE IT.
Doorknob: You know this is US, right?
Paper: Oh, yeah. It was that time when Car got jealous of Doorknob.
Car: I'M STILL JEALOUS.
(They change the channel)
(Gold walks into the house)
Gold: Th-That IGlobe....I NEED IT.
Paper: DO YOU?
Gold: YES.
TBA