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The All New iGlobe is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.

Transcript

(AT THE STORE)

Paper: Ugh. Gold, why did you drag us to the store again?

Gold: To buy a lot of stuff and rub it in other people's faces that we have everything and not them. (screen zooms out to reveal the shopping cart is full)

Paper: ...Ugh.

Gold: Let's see. Bought that. Bought that. Bought that. WAIT. DIDN'T BUY THAT. (screen zooms in to see a worker is putting the iGlobe on a shelf)

Paper: Wuzzat?

Gold: It's the new "IGlobe" created by that one company who created the "IPear"

Paper: The IPear sucked. All you could do was eat it. And don't even get me started on the iBanana.

Gold: Hmmm...it costs..*Freezes*

Paper:...You okay?

(Gold continues to be frozen)

Paper: Hmmm...*Steals Gold's wallet and runs off*

Gold: N-n-n-n- 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 DOLLARS?!

Doorknob: Plus 99999999999999 dollars tax. You can afford that, right? I mean, you're the richest person in the continent!

Gold: I NEED ONE MORE CENT TO BUY THAT.

Doorknob: You're not taking my money. (runs off)

Gold:..Where'd my wallet go?

(Later)

(Paper, Car and Doorknob are watching television)

(A scene from a different episode of Randomness Everywhere can be seen playing on the television)

Paper: THIS SHOW IS BORING

Car: CHANGE IT.

Doorknob: You know this is US, right?

Paper: Oh, yeah. It was that time when Car got jealous of Doorknob.

Car: I'M STILL JEALOUS.

(They change the channel)

(Gold walks into the house)

Gold: Th-That IGlobe....I NEED IT.

Paper: DO YOU?

Gold: YES.

TBA

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