Take It Easy is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.
(A soap bar is shown on a shower floor with opera playing in the background)
Gold: WRONG TYPE OF SOAP OPERA!
(fades to white and cuts to Paper's House)
(Doorknob uses a chainsaw to cut down the wall)
Doorknob: DUDE, DUDE!
Paper: AHHH! CHAINSAW!
Doorknob: Whoops, sorry. *throws the chainsaws away* Anyways, guess what?
Doorknob: You just died.
Doorknob: NAH. I SOLVED THE EASIEST QUESTION IN THE WORLD.
Paper: REALLY, WHAT WAS WAS THE QUESTION.
Doorknob: OH YEAH, IT WAS SO EASY. (breathes)
(cuts to static)
Doorknob: AND THAT WAS THE QUESTION.
Paper: Wow....that was lame.
Doorknob: SHUT UP.
Paper: Nah. I'd rather not.
Doorknob: HEY LOOK, HERE COMES MY TROPHY!
Paper: YOU WON A TROPHY?!
Doorknob: And a giant gold mansion like Gold has. BUT WITH AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL!
(Gold bursts through the hole in the wall)
Gold: AWWWW. I WANT AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL.
Doorknob: TOO BAD!
Gold: What is this episode about anyways?
Doorknob: Heck if I know.
Paper: WE DON'T WANT THE FOURTH WALL TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL, PEOPLE!
Doorknob: Too late.
(outside the window, the fourth wall is getting carried away in an ambulance)
Fourth Wall: Why...why do you always do this to me...?
Paper: I-I didn't even know...
Doorknob: This is kinda emotional.
Gold: Now the plot is a sob story.
Doorknob: HEY LOOK! HERE COMES MY STUFF!
(pile of stuff lands in Doorknob's mansion's backyard)
(The characters teleport there somehow)
Paper: HOW DID YOU-
Doorknob: This thing really paid for itself. (shows teleportation wrist watch)
Doorknob: Now let's look through this mountain of stuff! Teddy bear... HD TV... Golden hammer... Chest of more stuff... A blanket... a broken lamp with the name "Bagel" on it... A stuffed panda bear...
(2 hours later)
Doorknob: AND A BAG OF CHIPS! OKAY PEOPLE.
Paper: Hey, look! A CAR!
Car: *briefly appears* HEY! I'M A CAR TOO! WHY AM I NOT IN THIS EPISODE!?
Paper: I dunno.
(a crack and a scream of pain is heard)
Fourth Wall: OW!
Fourth Wall: PAIN...
(a net from the sky grabs the stuff and pulls it into Doorknob's mansion)
Doorknob: I'M RICH! RICH! NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD!
Paper, Gold and Car: YAY!....waitwhat.
(Eraser shows up)
Eraser: I'M NOT HERE TO KILL YOU. HAVE THIS BACK. (gives a teddy bear)
Doorknob: FLUFFY! YOU CAME BACK.
Eraser: THAT'S RIGHT! *Turns into a rainbow*
Paper:...Did the writers just give up on this episode?
(A snapping sound is heard)
Forth Wall: ARGH!
Writer (offscreen): REDRAW HIM WITH A BEARD.
(a hand draws a beard on Paper)
Writer: NOW GIVE HIM WINGS.
(A hand draws wings on Paper)
Paper: I CAN FLY! *Tries to fly, but crashes into a tree*