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Take It Easy is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.

Transcript

(A soap bar is shown on a shower floor with opera playing in the background)

Gold: WRONG TYPE OF SOAP OPERA!

(fades to white and cuts to Paper's House)

(Doorknob uses a chainsaw to cut down the wall)

Doorknob: DUDE, DUDE!

Paper: AHHH! CHAINSAW!

Doorknob: Whoops, sorry. *throws the chainsaws away* Anyways, guess what?

Paper: What?

Doorknob: You just died.

Paper: WHAT?!

Doorknob: NAH. I SOLVED THE EASIEST QUESTION IN THE WORLD.

Paper: REALLY, WHAT WAS WAS THE QUESTION.

Doorknob: OH YEAH, IT WAS SO EASY. (breathes)

(cuts to static)

Doorknob: AND THAT WAS THE QUESTION.

Paper: Wow....that was lame.

Doorknob: SHUT UP.

Paper: Nah. I'd rather not.

Doorknob: HEY LOOK, HERE COMES MY TROPHY!

Paper: YOU WON A TROPHY?!

Doorknob: And a giant gold mansion like Gold has. BUT WITH AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL!

(Gold bursts through the hole in the wall)

Gold: AWWWW. I WANT AN INDOOR SWIMMING POOL.

Doorknob: TOO BAD!

Gold: What is this episode about anyways?

Doorknob: Heck if I know.

Paper: WE DON'T WANT THE FOURTH WALL TO END UP IN THE HOSPITAL, PEOPLE!

Doorknob: Too late.

(outside the window, the fourth wall is getting carried away in an ambulance)

Fourth Wall: Why...why do you always do this to me...?

Paper: I-I didn't even know...

Doorknob: This is kinda emotional.

Gold: Now the plot is a sob story.

Doorknob: HEY LOOK! HERE COMES MY STUFF!

(pile of stuff lands in Doorknob's mansion's backyard)

(The characters teleport there somehow)

Paper: HOW DID YOU-

Doorknob: This thing really paid for itself. (shows teleportation wrist watch)

Paper: ...Okay...

Doorknob: Now let's look through this mountain of stuff! Teddy bear... HD TV... Golden hammer... Chest of more stuff... A blanket... a broken lamp with the name "Bagel" on it... A stuffed panda bear...

(2 hours later)

Doorknob: AND A BAG OF CHIPS! OKAY PEOPLE.

Paper: Hey, look! A CAR!

Car: *briefly appears* HEY! I'M A CAR TOO! WHY AM I NOT IN THIS EPISODE!?

Paper: I dunno.

Car: Awww.

(a crack and a scream of pain is heard)

Fourth Wall: OW!

Car: SORRY!

Fourth Wall: PAIN...

(a net from the sky grabs the stuff and pulls it into Doorknob's mansion)

Doorknob: I'M RICH! RICH! NOW I CAN RULE THE WORLD!

Paper, Gold and Car: YAY!....waitwhat.

(Eraser shows up)

Eraser: I'M NOT HERE TO KILL YOU. HAVE THIS BACK. (gives a teddy bear)

Doorknob: FLUFFY! YOU CAME BACK.

Eraser: THAT'S RIGHT! *Turns into a rainbow*

Paper:...Did the writers just give up on this episode?

Gold: Probably.

(A snapping sound is heard)

Forth Wall: ARGH!

Writer (offscreen): REDRAW HIM WITH A BEARD.

(a hand draws a beard on Paper)

Paper: HEY.

Writer: NOW GIVE HIM WINGS.

(A hand draws wings on Paper)

Paper: I CAN FLY! *Tries to fly, but crashes into a tree*

TBA

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