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Red's Day is an episode of Everything.

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Cube: So then I said, why is it called peanut butter when it doesn't taste like butter?

(Everybody at the table laughs, but Red ignores)

Red: I do not find that amusing.

Toaster: RED. IT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS JOKE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME! LAUGH AT IT.

Red: No.

Toaster: LLLAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!

Red: No.

Cube: LAUGH OR ELSE.

Red: No.

Sphere: You never go on adventures, you like school, you like math and you never laughed in your entire life.

Red: I DO go on adventures.

Cube: Yeah, maybe a "Test Adventure"!

(Everyone at the table laughs except for Red)

Toaster: OH NO, WATCH OUT FOR THE MATH PROBLEMS!

(Everyone laughs except for Red)

Sphere: NO! WHAT'S THAT THING IN THE DISTANCE... OH, NO! IT CAN'T BE! IS THAT SCIENCE?!

Red: Stop it, guys! I'll show you adventure!

(Red storms out of the lunch room, and out of school)

Red: I'll show you! I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU!

(Red runs to the tallest mountain ever, Mount Destroyyou)

Red: There it is.

(Sphere, Cube and Toaster run up to Red)

Sphere: RED, YOU'RE CRAZY! NOBODY CAN CLIMB THIS.

Cube: If you touch it, you die. Look at all the people who touched it.

(Screen cuts to frozen people that touched the mountain)

TBA

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