|Airdate:||December 12, 1998|
Goldie gets annoyed because everyone keeps passing him on for luck.
Goldie: Time to go to school.
(Goldie walks into class and sees chairs being thrown and fires)
Goldie: O_O Wrong class.
Random Bully: Hey twerp! (Goldie looks) Pass a penny to your friend, and your luck will never end!
(The random bully picks up Goldie and passes him on to someone else)
Goldie: I knew I should've been homeschooled.
(It is shown that U.N.F.D is being passed too.)
U.N.F.D: I thought you didn't want to be homeschooled.
Goldie's Mum (Flashback): Would you like to be hom-
Goldie (Flashback): No.
Goldie: Well, that was before I found out homeschooling didn't have flying chairs and fires!
U.N.F.D: Ahem... Fireplace.
Goldie: Oh... Well, there's no flying chairs!
U.N.F.D: Ahem... Ummmmmmm... You win this time!