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No More Toymakers to the King

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It's a difficult responsibility That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea There'll be no more toymakers to the King!

All the tin soldiers—melt them down Wash the face of every clown Each bouncing ball—deflate it No, I don't want to debate it! The ballerinas who pirouette Arrest their musical toes Outlaw the dolls and sink the boats They bring me only woes!

It's a difficult responsibility That you accept from the Number 1 lawmaker, me Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea There'll be no more toymakers to the King!

Every jack-in-the-box be sealed Till my wounded pride be healed Stuffed animals—unstuff them! When a child objects—rebuff 'em! No more drummers who rat-a-tat-tat No buglers who root-a-toot-toot Don't let me see another toy Or you will feel my boot!

It's a difficult responsibility That he extract from the Number 1 law keeper, me Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea Toys are hereby declared Illegal, immoral, unlawful AND Anyone found with a toy in his possession Will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon! There'll be no more toymakers to the King!

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