The cutscene transcripts for Fanonversity for the PlayStation 2, Xbox 360, PSP, 3DS, and Wii, bonus games are included in the PS2 and Wii discs when playing them on the PS3 or Wii U.
(Nick is sitting on a bench outside of his fort.)
Nick: What a normal day, no new heroes or villains from another dimension, nobody trying to take my place.
(A group of weasels come up from behind and sack him.)
Weasel #1: Mission accomplished.
Off-Screen Voice-Over: Good.
(Fade to black)