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This episode of ' is rated TV-14, meaning it contains content that may be inappropriate for younger readers under 14 years of age. |
False Advertising is the first episode of Unnecessary Squad, I premiered on The Navy Raptor Network on November 5th 2015
| "False advertising" | |
| General | |
| Series: | Unnecessary Squad |
| Season №: | 1 |
| Episode №: | 1 |
| Airdate: | September 15th 2002 |
| Credits | |
| Creator(s): | Onion Senpai |
| Writer(s): | Onion Senpai |
| Main: | Onion Senpai |
| Chronology | |
| Previous: | [[]] |
| Next: | [[]] |
Synopsis[]
The Gang finds out that the only way to sell a product, is to lie about it.
Transcript[]
(The Mike and Al-X are watching TV)
(on the the TV, a man is siting and playing video games)
Man: Oh god, I love my Skrooyastation, it's so fucking amazing, OH YES, I love it SOOOOOOOO FUCKING MUCH, b-but nobody gets to play, except for me, because it's mine, and I love it more than my parents, who I killed, in order to play this for the rest of my life.
(a bull bursts in)
Man: OH MY JESUS, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Bull: HEY! YOU STILL PLAYING THE OLD, WEAK SKROOYASTATION?
Man: Um, yes,mmmmm, I love it so-
(The bull impales the man)
Man: OH GOD THAT HURTS! WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!
(The bull throws the man against a wall and the roof collapses on him)
Bull: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF THE ULTRA SKROOYASTATION?
Man: Oh god, I think you ruptured my kidney
Bull: THE ULTRA SKROOYASTATION HAS 9 BIT GRAPHICS, BUT THE OLD ONE ONLY HAS 8!!
Man: Oh god, I can't feel anything
Bull: SO BUY IT NOW, OR I'LL BEAT THE EVER LIVING CRAP OUT OF YOU!
Man: I only had one kidney, I sold my other one to buy my Skrooyastation!
Singer: I'VE GOT BUY IT, I'VE GOT TO BUY! BUY! BUY!
Man: Oh geez, I see Angels, I think I'm de-
(the commercial ends)
(Al-X looks at his Skrooyastation)
Al-X: Obselete
(Al-X blows up his Skrooyastation with a bazooka)
(Larry walks in)
Larry: I'm back, sorry I had to-SWEET JESUS!
(Larry sees the destroyed Skrooyastation)
Larry: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DESTROY OUR SKROOYASTATION!?!
Al-X: It was obselete
Mike: Yes, a subtle ad convinced us to get rid of old 8 bit Skrooyastation in favour of a new, 9 bit, Ultra Skrooyastation!
Larry: So you destroyed our only other source of entertain, for basically a more ecpensive version of the same thing? We probably can't even afford this "ultra" Screwyastation
Mike: Yes, besides, we can affird a new one!
(at the game shop)
Mike: hello, we would like 1 Ultra Skrooyasystem
Squid Cashier: That'll be £123,000
Larry: We don't have that much money
(the cashier starts shaking violently)
Squid Cashier: N-N-NO MONEY?!?!?!?
(The Gang literally gets thrown out of the shop)
Al-X: well, it seems that we have to make more money, I suggest killing everyone and robbing them of their fortunes
Larry: we're not gonna do that.
Mike: maybe we should sell drugs
Larry: No, we're not very stealthy.
Al-X: we should sell food.
Lareyes: NO WE'L-actually...that's not a bad idea
(back at the house)
Larry: ok, do any of you know how to make a burger?
Mike: No
Al-X: Nope.avi
Larry: Lemme see what burgers are made out of
Narrator: 5 minutes later...
Larry: so most fast food burgers are made out of leftover food, so gather every piece of leftover food, and put it in this blender.
Narrator: 3 minutes later
Larry: Ok, let's create our burger
(Al-X puts a bunch of left over food on a bowl and burns it until it's charred)
Al-X: good enough
W.I.P.