Evil Weirdo is the first episode of Random Evil.
(Lord Odd): Finally....I will take revenge! Revenge for taking my honey without asking!
(Jason): Uh...Lord? Don't you have a better reason for that?
(Lord Odd): No, the Plutonians are too nice. Okay, repair worker, fire up the cannon.
(Jason): Uh...sure. (fires the cannon at Lord Odd)
(Lord Odd): Ow, ow, ow! You're fired!
(Jason): I have one last request, sir.
(Jason): Was the "fire" pun intended?
(Lord Odd): Now...I will dosinto- disinto- tisintegr- DESTROY Pluto, to uh...let Uranus uh...smoothly orbit around Neptune!
(Plutonian): Sir, we got a message.
(Plutonian King, at a beach swimming): Huh? Uh...okay, what does it say?
(Plutonian King): Okay, hack their ship and remove their cannon!
(Plutonian): Yes sir! (goes to a computer and hacks the ship) Done.
(Plutonian King): That was fast. Wait, don't hack first, just send our troops there to do something dramatic.
(Plutonian): Make up your MIND!
(Plutonian King): I already have a mind, you smelly alien!
(Plutonian): That means...you're also a smelly alien!
(Plutonian King): But you're smellier!
(Plutonian): Shut up!
They start fighting