Dark is an episode of Randomness Everywhere.
(A white screen is shown for 12 seconds)
Car: What, no soap opera?
(fades to black, and cuts to Car's garage)
(Car wheels into the garage and turns the light on)
Car: Time to read that book I never finished.
(Car gets a book and gets reading glasses)
Car: Chapter 1... BORING. (throws book out the window)
Soap: FREE BOOK! THANKS CAR!
(The sun goes down and the moon comes up)
Car: ALREADY? AWWW. Well, I never had a chance to sleep in the garage... hmmm...
(Car is sleeping in several different locations, rather then the garage)
Car: OKAY. (turns off light switch)
Paper: (yawns) Peanut butter sandwich before bed... (gets out a peanut butter sandwich and goes to sleep, falling face-first on the sandwich)
(screaming is heard from the garage)
(Paper is woken up)
Paper: A SANDWICH?! Oh. (runs) (goes back and takes sandwich with him)
(Paper opens the garage and sees Car screaming about seemingly nothing)
Paper: Car? EXPLAIN THIS.
Browz: DARKLY DARK.
Car: HELP ME BUDDY THE DARK IS EVIL
Paper: No it's not, stop whining. You're not a four-year old, you're SIXTEEN!
Car: HELP ME DESTROY THE DARK. (throws a chair at a dark wall)
Paper: We GOTTA do something about this.
(Car is seen being forced to drive in circles through a dark place)
Paper: Results... Very bad, made a brick wall tip over, ripped some guy's house in half, and still scared of the dark.
(Car is seen in a drive-in movie, glued to the floor, forced to watch the movie screen)
(Movie screen says: TBA)