|Airdate:||Febuary 4th, 2020|
Count: HELLO CROCTOPOLUS!!!!
Twotails: We have a very epic guest today that will make you lol! -slowly scoots over to Count smiling-
Derek: -Sighs- And you're his mate...
Croco: -walks on stage as audience claps- And? I steal mushrooms, flowers, and more mushrooms.
Count: Now tell me Croco, what's so important about those gross foods?
Croco: Well, I DON'T KNOW. Plus, how do you get a stupid talk show?
Count: Try getting a stupid cast and a stupid camera. Don't get smart ones though, because that won't work.
Twotails: Yeah... -smiles and leans over to Count's snout, and Derek sighs-
Croco: But where do I get a stupid staff also? Because I want it all retarded, not smart.
Count: I'll tell you later.
Dinky: -Breaks in with Cookie-Stroller and Culex- Well, I have a Mario character FAR more powerful than Croco. Meet, MY SUPER AWESOME EPICLY EPIC HUMANOID MONSTER FINAL FANASTY-MARIO CROSSOVER POWERFULLY POWERFUL MONSTER, CULEX!!!
Culex: -shows off muscles and horns- Crocodiles... not my type. But I can give you all a chance.
Croco: Oh no, not battle mode, and not that totally messed up 1990's music. Plus, we are spirited crocs!
Culex: I don't believe you. -flicks Croco in mouth-
Croco (in mouth): Wow, it's purple in here too?
Count: We need to get some weapons quick!
Twotails: Or we can melt his strangely levitating ice. -melts ice with tails-
Count: Wow, i'm glad we have you.
Croco: -falls down on feet- Now I think that Mario was completely stupid not to do what you did... <3
Twotails: GOSH! Does EVERY guy want me?!
Dinky: NO! -waves claws looking embarrassed-
Twotails: UGH! What's next? Xcer and Genocor rising from the dead an-
Xcer and Genocor (as ghosts): WE LOOOOVE YOU! -disappears-
Count: Uhh, bye!