A Pilot, A Hero, And an LT Fan, is the pilot episode of the television series,Welcome to Nicktropolis.
Transcript(Theme Music plays)
A bus is shown stopping.
Ian: Dude,I can't believe your on a lame sight called Nickelodeon Fanon!
Joe Wari: It's not lame! I actually have NICE friends there.
Ian: Whatever. When you realize how lame your becoming,come over to my house. We've got pizza and Modern Battle 3!
Joe Wari: Cool.
Joe gets off the bus,and walks inside his house.
Mrs. Wari: Hello,dear! Have any homework?
Joe Wari: Nope. Can I go on Nick Fanon?!
Mrs. Wari: Honey,i'm a little worried. I think you may be....obsessed.
Joe Wari: Uh-uh! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE.
Joe Wari: Yes!
Joe goes upstairs to his room.
IAmBagel: What's up,Joe?
Joe Wari: Hey,Bagel! Wanna work on a new episode of Nicky.
IAmBagel: Sure. But,my sister may wake up soon,so maybe not.
Joe Wari: Cool!
Invader Rob: Hey Wario.
Jow Wari: Hey Rob!
Joe turns on his speakers.
????: Mango,are you sure?
Mango: I don't know?
????: I have a bad feeling that....LT Fan might return!
Joe Wari: Huh? Hello,Y-Guy i'm....Joe Wari.
Y-Guy: Oh! A...are you like....a dude from Earth.
Joe Wari: Okay,maybe i'm going crazy!
LT Fan: ALL HAIL DORA!!! Grrrr...those stupid heroes are trying to mess up everything.
Dr. Boom: Welcome to my world!
Joe feels something hit him.
Gum: OW! Mango!!
Joe Wari: What in the...
Suddenly,Professor Carrotstein appears.
Carrotstein: Don't just sit there! GET HIM!!
All of the villans kidnap Joe Wari.
Joe Wari: This better be a dreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm.....
5 HOURS LATER...
Y-Guy: Joe? Joe? Can you hear me?
Joe Wari: Y-Guy?
Joe looks around,he's in Carrotstein's lair.
RACK: Derp! The prisonisonerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is gonna escape!
A little boy karate chops RACK!
Nicky: Dat was fun!
Joe Wari: Am I in Nicktropolis?
Invader Rob: AHH!!! He's hideous!
Y-Guy: Nope. Just a human. Joe,your in the outskirts of Nicktropolis. We need your help.
Joe Wari: It's an honor,but I have to get home!
MattBoo: LOL. Dude,you can't get home,unless we defeat the villans,and steal Carrotstein's Dimensionator. I would get used to living here.
Joe Wari: Please tell me this is just some dream.
All of the heroes: Nope.
Y-Guy: Dude,we have to escape,NOW!!
LT Fan: Not on my watch!!
LT Fan throws TVs with Dora on at the heroes.
Nicky: Da pain!!!
RACK: What's dis button doo.
RACK presses a button,and all of the heroes are transported away.
Professor Carrotstein: You idiot!!! We almost destroyed them!!!!
Meanwhile,Y-Guy and the heroes show Joe around.
Joe Wari: This place is AMAZING!!!
Gray: Yep. Welcome to Nicktropolis.
The sunset appears,and it goes to commercial.
Y-Guy: Okay. You'll be sleeping in....
Everyone: NOT ME!!!
Joe Wari: I don't snore!
Y-Guy: Fine. You can sleep on a plastic matress in my room.
Joe Wari: Cool.
Meanwhile,at the villans lair.
Professor Carrotstein: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr. Boom: Why are you evily laughing? WE L-O-S-T.
LT Fan: Rip-Off is right.
Carrotstien: Don't be blue though,because I have a great plan. Rack,bring it out.
RACK pulls out a giant machine.
Carrotstein: I present,Bad-Zilla!!
LT Fan: AMAZING!!! First,we destroy the city,and then,THE HEROES!!!!!!!!!
The next day....
Y-Guy: JOE,WAKE UP!!!!!!!!
Joe Wari: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Mango: I can sling shot at him!
Y-Guy: YAY!!! PUMPERNICKLES!!!!!
Mango throws himself at Joe.
Joe Wari: OW!!! Morning,Mango and Y-Guy.
Y-Guy: SNOW DAY!!!
Mango and Joe: Wut?
Y-Guy: Yeah,no school.
The 3 go to the couch and look at the news.
Newsman: Breaking news! School has been cancelled due to the rampage of the evil robot dragon,Bad-Zilla!
Jelly: Peanut butta jelly ti....AHHHH!!!
Joe Wari: Justice League of Nicktropolis Assemble!!
All of the heroes get together.
Nicky karate chops the monster,but it only gets angrier.
Y-Guy: FOR PUMPERNICKLES!!!
Y-Guy charges at the machine,but just gets KO'd.
Brandon: Gulp. This is bad.
Jelly: JELLY POWER.
Jelly throws his Skyrim disc at Bad-Zilla,who eats it.
Joe Wari: This isn't gonna work. I wish I could just delete it.
A giant box lands on Bad-Zilla's head,and it says Request for Deletion.
Joe Wari: Delete! Delete! Delete! Ugh,I need more power!
The machine disappears,and the villans fall down on their faces.
LT Fan: Ow.
Dr. Boom: Ow.
Professor Carrotstein: Ow.
Y-Guy: To jail with your sorry butts!
Joe Wari: Good job,guys!
Gray: END!!! THE END!!!