|Airdate:||January 12th, 2020|
-Ice falls down and Count is on a stage-
Count: There once was a man... from Mantuckett...
Kork: -sweeps floor- That was selfish and never gave his slave money...
Count: /).- TWOTAILS!!!
Twotails: I'm on it. Sir, can I have your broom?
Kork: Sure. Why not =_=
Twotails: -takes broom and beats Kork with it-
Kork: OW! OW!!!!
-snow falls and stage dissapears-
Count: Why, certainly, your royal reptile...
Skirri: I can't belive I'm playing the Royal Reptile... I wanted to be the cyclops!
Twotails: Well, I went to see the Crocs Odyessy once... well, I was in it. I was table #2.
Twotails (in a table costume with fish on top): Menu!
Random Crocodile: Why, Royal Reptile, this is a great time!
Random Crocodile: Yes, Dragocroc.
Random Crocodile: HI-YA!!!
Twotails: Oh no... here comes the bad part...
Random Crocodile: -chops costume in half and Twotails comes out injured- BOO YA!!!
Twotails: At least your not table #2.
Skirri: Yeah... Germey is playing table #2.
Count: Remember the trick?
Derek: -breaks front door and runs to Count- The show starts in 1 minute!
Time Card: A lot of running like crazy athletes later...
Xcer: Well, Genocor needed a question...
Genocor: Count, do you really eat flesh?
Count: -smiles evily- Why, of course... -bites Genocor on the ear-
Genocor: I HATE Y- -dies-
Xcer: HEY! I KNEW THIS WAS A TRICK ALL LO- -dies-
Count: I bit him :D
Twotails: It's time for the play!
Time card: To the play...
Narrator 1: It is now time for a story that glows...
Narratator 2:-pushes other narrator- That everybody really knows...
Narrator 1 Crocodile: -pushes other narrarator- And it takes place in the land of Loon...
Narrarator 2: Stop that! It clearly takes place in the land of CROCORA!
Narrator 1: Well, we had a teacher that had the power of an ax, but had a brain that attacks...
Narrator 2: We read, maybe one or two books in the middle?
Narrator 1: All the rest where left out like the fiddle...
Narrator 2: So that's why we're all here.
Narrator 1: To make this story pretty clear. It all started in the land of Loon...
Narrator 2: CROCORA!
Narrator 1: When the Royal Reptile's mate has been gone for 20 whole years...
Narrator 2: When he had hardly eaten a deer...
Royal Reptile (Skirri): She has been gone for 20 years now!
-lazer goes through stage-
Skirri: -runs to Count- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!!
Dinky: -slowly moves down in Cookie-Stroller: Well, well, well... who do we have here?
Skirri: Skirri... -groans-
Dinky: Yeah... but it became infamous when YOU made your Granny-Award winning talk show! You copied me! Yeah, yeah, COPIED! It's now time for YEAR OF THE CROCODILE TO BEGIN!
-Count and the other crocodiles start dancing-
Dinky: FINE! Year of DINKY!
-Count and the other crocodiles stop dancing-
Skirri: It's not my fault your show is infamous. Plus why are you riding in a clown thing?!
Dinky: It's a Cookie-Stroller.
Count: Well your time is up! And I killed Xcer and Genocor.
Dinky: Oh, them? They where ugly. Skilla is the way to go!
-A crocodile with six heads and six tails breaks in-
Twotails: HEY! Nobody has multiple tails but ME! -roars-
Dinky: Here is the history of my show...
Time Card: A lot of boring social studies later...
-Count, Skirri, Twotails, and Derek are sleeping-
Dinky: And that's how it all started!
Count: -wakes up and snaps at Derek- DEREK!!! Why did you tape this!?!
Derek: -is holding video camera- Oops, I forgot to end the vid. -presses "esc" button-
Twotails: -slaps Derek with both tails- DUDE! We have a video of us sleeping and Dinky's stupid cookies!
Dinky: -is eating a chochlate chip cookie- Cr-r-r-unchy! -finishes cookie- Well, I need to start the show. SEE YOU LATER, FOOLS! -flies off-
Count: Well that was strange...
Kork: That's me! I felt like bein' "slave"
Time Card: The next day.|
Twotails: KORK! Clean this!
Kork: -claws TV- I messed up big time...
- The Granny Awards are a parody of the Emmy Awards.